Facing Mettaton: My Wild Undertale Journey in Hotland

Oh man, diving back into Undertale in 2025 still gives me chills, especially when I hit Hotland and run into that flashy robot superstar, Mettaton. Seriously, he bursts through walls like he's on a red carpet, all glam and drama—talk about an entrance! 😅 The whole thing feels like a twisted game show where he's the host, and I'm the unwilling contestant. But here's the kicker: depending on how you play, pacifist or genocide, Mettaton switches up his act faster than I can say "rating boost." Let's break down this rollercoaster, 'cause it's one heck of a ride with that diva of a bot.

First off, when you stumble into Dr. Alphys' lab, Mettaton crashes the party—literally, he smashes through a wall. Like, who does that? 🤣 In a pacifist run, it kicks off with a quiz battle that's more chaotic than my morning coffee routine. facing-mettaton-my-wild-undertale-journey-in-hotland-image-0 Mettaton fires off multiple-choice questions with a 30-second timer, and wrong answers get you zapped by a laser that halves your health. Ouch! But Alphys is your secret weapon; her hands shape the right letter, so just peek at her signals. I mean, one question was this absurd math puzzle about trains—dude, who has time for that?—but with Alphys' help, it's a breeze. This whole segment ends with an awkward Q&A about Alphys herself, and poof, Mettaton vanishes. It's so over-the-top, I couldn't stop laughing.

Next up, as you roam Hotland, Mettaton drags you into a cooking show called "Cooking With A Killer Robot." Man, it sounds fun until he whips out a chainsaw and demands your soul! 😱 You gotta fetch ingredients from a counter, but surprise—the last one is human soul. Alphys jumps in, saving the day by swapping it for a substitute, leading to a frantic minigame. You pilot a jetpack dodging eggs and milk (yep, dairy becomes deadly), and honestly, this part is pure chaos. It's like Mettaton's channeling his inner Gordon Ramsay but with more lasers. The unpredictability here is gold; one minute you're grabbing sugar, the next you're evading projectiles in mid-air.

Then, after battling royal guards, you land on MTT News, where Mettaton orders you to find something "interesting" to report. Options include:

  • A basketball 🏀

  • A glass of water 💧

  • Mettaton's movie script 🎬

But plot twist: they're all bombs! 💣 You've got 120 seconds to defuse six of 'em. To do it, run into each item to trigger a battle, then time the "Defuse Bomb" action when it hits the green zone. It's tense but oddly satisfying—like diffusing tension in real life, but with explosions. The randomness of the items cracked me up; why a basketball? Mettaton's flair for the dramatic never quits.

Fast-forward to post-Muffet fight, and suddenly you're an actor in Mettaton's opera parody. It's all Final Fantasy VI vibes, but then he drops you into a dungeon with a floor tile puzzle. You've got 30 seconds to solve it or face fiery walls—talk about pressure! Papyrus tried this trick earlier, but Mettaton won't repeat the rules. Thankfully, Alphys shuts it down, and a battle ensues. Here, she tells you to press the yellow button on your phone, turning your heart cursor into a spaceship shooter. Blast Mettaton, and he bolts. This section felt like a fever dream; one second you're singing opera, the next you're dodging bullets in a shmup-style frenzy.

At The Core's end, Mettaton drops the bomb: all prior encounters were Alphys' setup. He wants your soul to escape, triggering the final battle. In pacifist mode, it's Mettaton EX: a sleek, humanoid form with wild attacks. You need to blow off his limbs and boost his show ratings over 10,000. Here's how to handle his moves:

Attack Type How to Counter Rating Boost Tips
Lightning projectiles Shoot his heart when it's out Pose when injured (+100 ratings)
Object drops (shmup phase) Dodge and fire back Heel Turn when hurt (rating boost)
Combined assaults Learn patterns quickly Boast during his attack (massive boost if unhurt)

To win, use Act menu options like Boast—no damage means ratings skyrocket. Eating brand-name food helps too. Once ratings hit 10k, fans call in, and Mettaton softens up. But in a genocide run? Forget the theatrics. Mettaton's waiting at Alphys' lab, skips the gags, and at The Core, he transforms into Mettaton NEO. facing-mettaton-my-wild-undertale-journey-in-hotland-image-1 Since you're a killing machine by then, one hit downs him—anti-climactic, but it fits the route's grim vibe. Honestly, that genocide version felt empty; like, where's the pizzazz?

Reflecting on all this, Mettaton's character is pure genius—he's not just a boss, he's a personality. From quiz shows to opera, Toby Fox crafted him with such flair. Looking ahead, I'm stoked for what 2025 might bring. Maybe a Mettaton spin-off game? Imagine him hosting intergalactic game shows or collabing with other indie titles. Dude, that'd be epic—more ratings, more drama, and definitely more chainsaws. But for now, replaying this in 2025 reminds me why Undertale's timeless. So, what's your take? Ever faced this bot diva? Let's chat in the comments...